What I want for Christmas

I don't really know why I didn't think of this sooner...Duh, santa must have a blog spot. So If Santa is real and you are out there, then please send me these things, or at least some of these things, for christmas

1 new parents... the old ones didn't do what they were supposed to, but nice try.

2 new mind...mine overheats to quickly and i can't seem to keep it going, but nice try.

3 new temper... I lost mine the other day...sorry

4 new time...I seemed to have thrown my old time out by accident...sorry

5 new grandma...I seemed to forget where I put the last one...again sorry

6 new faith...the old one couldn't stand up straight anymore...but nice try

7 new shoes...i gave the other ones to someone to walk in...they haven't come back...sorry

8 new bed...I made the old one, but now I don't wanna sleep in it...sorry.

9 new heart...the old one seemed to get cold to quick...but nice try.

10 new sheet of paper...the old one was filled with complaints...sorry



these are the mere utterances of a lunatic